A great Knightmare joke...

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Re:KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Post by djoska » Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:15 pm

How many dungeoneers does it take to complete the game?

too f***ing many!!!

(I keep getting bored of seeing early failures- let's see some new rooms!!)
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Re:KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Post by TheMightyMartin » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:02 pm

How many clones of Sylvester Hands would it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you can get. Many Hands make light work ;D
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Re:KNIGHTMARE JOKES

Post by Mashibinbin » Mon Jun 04, 2007 10:06 pm

arggh You'll have Brother Strange here in a minute! ;)
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Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Post by TheMightyMartin » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:57 pm

I posted this in another thread, but anyhoo...

Q: How many clones of Sylvester Hands do you need to change a lightbulb?

A: As many as you can get. Many Hands make light work.
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Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Drassil » Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:45 pm

What's the difference between the Brangwen Shee and the former Mayor of London?
-One can live in stone, the other's Ken Livingstone.

What do you get if you cross Hordriss with a Russian bricklayer?
- Tetriss the Constructor.

What do you get if you cross lemon tea with a trainee sorceress?
- Citrus the Infused.

Why did the Chuckle Brothers enter the Dungeon with a sign that read 'Looking For De Wittless'?
-To meet a Hugh, to meet a Hugh...

Why don't dungeoneers have a fear of encountering a fiery drawing pin?
- Because the only way is onward, there is no burning tack.
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Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Pooka » Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:47 pm

A guy is walking down a road when he sees what looks like a white handkerchief on the floor. He picks it up and looks around and only sees a Cavernwraith in front of him, gliding away.

"Hey, Cavernwraith," says the guy. "You've dropped your handkerchief."

The Cavernwraith turns around and looks.

"That's not a handkerchief," says the Cavernwraith. "That's my son!"
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Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Fidjit » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:04 pm

Sylvester Hands tries to fool a passer-by, being a scoundral and thief by nature he decided to take a different approach. One day in the busy market of Wolfenden he spots a fairly wealthy man smoking a pipe. Sylvester Hands grabs his attention and says, "I haven't eaten for three days..." To which the man looks at his pipe, looks at Hands and replies, "God I wish I had your willpower!"

Fatilla the Hun and Brother Mace are in the Crazed Heifer, sitting by the bar. Fatilla notices his decanters getting dry and says to Mace, "Your round," to which Mace replies bluntly, "So are you, you fat b*****d!"
If the only way is onward how would you get home for tea?? :-/

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Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Post by darkDescender » Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:09 pm

Sidriss is so stupid she thinks the most dangerous insect in the world is the Hepatitis Bee.
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Re:A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Drassil » Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:03 pm

Why did Sidriss tell Brother Silence to go away?
- Because she couldn't hear herself think.

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- CGI Fridays.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrandDizzy » Fri Nov 05, 2010 10:06 pm

Did you see the episode where a dungeoneer was killed by Adolph Hitler?

— All Treguard could say was: “Ooooh… Nazi!”

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Drassil » Sat Nov 13, 2010 3:09 pm

A bit retro, that one. ;)

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He wanted to nick leg.

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Drassil » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:38 am

Why did Brother Mace have trouble doing up his silly rope?
- Because old habits tie hard.


Saint Valentine's Day comes to Dunshelm, and Treguard learns of Majida's true feelings for him. He thinks things over and reaches a decision. Looking into his soul, and her eyes, he murmurs, "Majida, I don't know about you but I'm feeling the need to, um, slip into something more comfortable."

"Oh yes, do!" cries Majida, beaming.

Treguard spellcasts COMA on himself.


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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Drassil » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:40 pm

Melly: "Hordriss, what would happen if Morghanna and Fatilla were merged by a spell?"

Hordriss: "One is not oaf fay with such magic."

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by HStorm » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:17 pm

In what movie does The Batman fight Lord Fear in a lift?

The Mark Knight Rises.

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by shadow6162 » Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:19 pm

That joke is never going to get old ;D
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