A great Knightmare joke...

For all the comedians out there.
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(that second joke made me chuckle  ;D)

How many goblins does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - because lightbulbs hadn't been invented until the 19th century!
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Zagor is about to become a Knighterrant
Congrats to you Sir!  ;)
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Not long to go now....  ;D
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Four...
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I've done it!  ;D

I've become the 7th person to become a Knight on the forum. It feels such a privilege, thanks to everyone for the great chat on this forum and here's to more great posting!  8)
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Phew took your time!  ;D

Well done Zagor!!!

Hopefully I can be the 8th  ;)
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I'm sure you will - don't think the goblin master can catch up in time....
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Didn't know he was that close!

I can mock him about something can't I?  ;D  ;)
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"Not If You Value Your Life Jester."
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An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years. In other words, William Hague.
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Knice one Thanatos?

(you still in contact with Marby?)
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What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?
A skullcap.
I'm curious - are you implying that there are non-Jewish synagogues?  ;) (Also, if the Catacombite is female, she wouldn't need to wear one - but how would you tell?)

What will Grimwold do when he catches a cavern elf?
Elita.
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What happens when Mrs Grimwold gets into a row with the French Merlin?

The Wars Of The Noses.



Why did Sylvester Hands bang his head on the "Please mind your head" sign?

Because he can't read.



What's Atlantis' most popular football team?

Drazil. (Brazil/Drassil. Get it? >Ahem< Never mind.)



What happens when Pickle's family are chased by hunters?

They get Kull-ed. (Sorry to Emii for poaching her characters again!)



Why do goblins work for Lord Fear?

Because they don't have enough acne to get a job at Woolworths.



Why did Julius Scaramonger get sued by a journalist?

The badge on her breast pocket said "PRESS".
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Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?

A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.
Actually, wouldn't he/she be green? Or by blue, do you mean unhappy? [Looks confused]
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I think it means blue as in feeling blue.
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