A great Knightmare joke...
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(that second joke made me chuckle ;D)
How many goblins does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - because lightbulbs hadn't been invented until the 19th century!
How many goblins does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - because lightbulbs hadn't been invented until the 19th century!
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Zagor is about to become a Knighterrant
Congrats to you Sir! ;)
Congrats to you Sir! ;)
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Not long to go now.... ;D
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I've done it! ;D
I've become the 7th person to become a Knight on the forum. It feels such a privilege, thanks to everyone for the great chat on this forum and here's to more great posting! 8)
I've become the 7th person to become a Knight on the forum. It feels such a privilege, thanks to everyone for the great chat on this forum and here's to more great posting! 8)
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Phew took your time! ;D
Well done Zagor!!!
Hopefully I can be the 8th ;)
Well done Zagor!!!
Hopefully I can be the 8th ;)
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I'm sure you will - don't think the goblin master can catch up in time....
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Didn't know he was that close!
I can mock him about something can't I? ;D ;)
I can mock him about something can't I? ;D ;)
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What do you get if you cross Lord Fear with Sly Hands?
An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years. In other words, William Hague.
An evil baldy who leads the Opposition and plots to take over the country but is ugly, disreputable, alcoholic, universally derided and more of a hindrance than a help to his cause and had only one brief success in four years. In other words, William Hague.
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Knice one Thanatos?
(you still in contact with Marby?)
(you still in contact with Marby?)
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I'm curious - are you implying that there are non-Jewish synagogues? ;) (Also, if the Catacombite is female, she wouldn't need to wear one - but how would you tell?)What would a Catacombite wear in a Jewish synagogue?
A skullcap.
What will Grimwold do when he catches a cavern elf?
Elita.
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What happens when Mrs Grimwold gets into a row with the French Merlin?
The Wars Of The Noses.
Why did Sylvester Hands bang his head on the "Please mind your head" sign?
Because he can't read.
What's Atlantis' most popular football team?
Drazil. (Brazil/Drassil. Get it? >Ahem< Never mind.)
What happens when Pickle's family are chased by hunters?
They get Kull-ed. (Sorry to Emii for poaching her characters again!)
Why do goblins work for Lord Fear?
Because they don't have enough acne to get a job at Woolworths.
Why did Julius Scaramonger get sued by a journalist?
The badge on her breast pocket said "PRESS".
The Wars Of The Noses.
Why did Sylvester Hands bang his head on the "Please mind your head" sign?
Because he can't read.
What's Atlantis' most popular football team?
Drazil. (Brazil/Drassil. Get it? >Ahem< Never mind.)
What happens when Pickle's family are chased by hunters?
They get Kull-ed. (Sorry to Emii for poaching her characters again!)
Why do goblins work for Lord Fear?
Because they don't have enough acne to get a job at Woolworths.
Why did Julius Scaramonger get sued by a journalist?
The badge on her breast pocket said "PRESS".
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Actually, wouldn't he/she be green? Or by blue, do you mean unhappy? [Looks confused]Q. What's blue and sits at the bottom of the sewers of Goth?
A. A dungeoneer with a hole in his boat.
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