A great Knightmare joke...

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A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrandDizzy » Mon Dec 09, 2002 10:48 pm

My best friend and I were always big Knightmare fans and we always have a laugh about it every so often. Recently, he thought up this great joke which had me laughing for days! Here it is...

(note, Majida has been replaced with Pickle in this joke, simply because Pickle is funnier!)

It's 1994. The final series of Knightmare has come to an end. Treguard has said farewell to all the contestants and the dungeons have all collapsed. The show is now well and truly over.

Treguard walks across the room and puts out the fireplace that has burnt over the past 8 years.

Everything is quiet and still.

Finally, Treguard hangs up his cape, turns to Pickle and says, "Spellcasting... d, h, s, s." and they both vanish, never to be seen again.

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Tue Dec 10, 2002 12:33 am

Hey, that's actually rather good. Anybody know any more?
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by JamesA » Tue Dec 10, 2002 2:04 am

You'll have to run that one past me again I'm afraid  ???
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Tue Dec 10, 2002 2:26 am

Finally, Treguard hangs up his cape, turns to Pickle and says, "Spellcasting... d, h, s, s." and they both vanish, never to be seen again.
D,H,S,S. As in Job Centre. And sounds slightly similar to D,I,S,M,I,S,S. ;)
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrandDizzy » Tue Dec 10, 2002 5:02 pm

It's funnier if you hear him saying it in your head. It's just the way Treguard always said the last two "S"s slowly and dramatically before the contestants vanished. It cracked me up.

No disrespect to Hugo of course, we love him! I reckon he himself would find this joke funny.

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by JamesA » Tue Dec 10, 2002 8:55 pm


D,H,S,S. As in Job Centre. And sounds slightly similar to D,I,S,M,I,S,S. ;)
D'oh! ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Thanatos » Tue Dec 10, 2002 11:33 pm

Fully, of course: Department of Health and Social Security.
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by Emii » Wed Dec 11, 2002 12:10 am

lol :)
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrandDizzy » Wed Dec 11, 2002 1:34 am

Here's another one I just thought of...

What's Treguard's favourite drink?

-Smirkenorff Ice.

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by JamesA » Wed Dec 11, 2002 9:37 am

Fully, of course: Department of Health and Social Security.
Cheers :)

The second joke's not as funny as the first one though  ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:24 pm

Yes, the second joke is less amusing. The first one makes up for it tho'. :)
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]

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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrimaldineGrimwold » Wed Dec 11, 2002 2:26 pm

BTW, if anyone hasn't looked at them, something really amusing (IMO, anyway) are Rainecloud's screen captures with captions (under the "Fan Stuff" heading on this site). Now, if only we could convince you to do more... ;)
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]

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Post by Debz_g » Wed Dec 11, 2002 8:31 pm

Yesssssssssssss!! Please do more, they are hysterical!!! ;D
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by GrandDizzy » Wed Dec 11, 2002 11:16 pm

Ummm, here's another:

Dungeoneer: Hi. Um, are you going to ask me any questions?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Okay. No questions. Can you tell me which objects to choose then?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Alright then. Can I have a clue?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: You know, you're not much help at all.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!
Dungeoneer: And you look exactly like Granitas.
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: Well I'm out of here. All you ever say is "falsehood".
Olgarth: Falsehood!!!
Dungeoneer: I don't suppose you have any useful information to help to me on my quest?
Olgarth: Falsehood!
Dungeoneer: Honestly, it's like talking to the flaming wall!
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Re: A great Knightmare joke...

Post by JamesA » Thu Dec 12, 2002 12:00 am

Now that was good  ;D
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