Pick up lines...

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Anybody got some good pick up lines for the dungeon dwellers? :-*
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To a pre-Series 7 dungeoneer: "You look horny to me."

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TSK! TSK! ALL this innuendo  :-X

I don't think Illuaion will be too happy about stuff like this on a family forum....  ;D
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Just my humble opinion, but I think that a certain Series 1-2 jester had the best pick-up line.

"Before you stands (and dances too) the Fool of all the world!
Folly is my name,
and Folly is my nature.
Confusion is my character
and Fun my alma mater!"

OK, more of a pick up paragraph, but that's a memorable introduction!
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LOL! Okies James - but the whole idea of innuendo is that children don't understand the hidden meaning - a carrot is a carrot to them!!!

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Sorry - had to do it  ;D
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Lilith managed some pretty dodgy lines:

"Bring that gorgeous little nik-nak... for my further examination."

"Oh quickly boy, I can't reach it."

"Bring it to me boy."

My favourite, though, has to be by Rothberry:

"Give it to him, and say it's from Rothberry the Apothecary." ;)
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Someone pass me the sickbucket  :P ;D
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Someone pass me the sickbucket  :P ;D
Oh, I remember far worse. I'm just too decent to post them. ;D
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cringe  :-/
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Post by nobby_norris »

saying your a fan of Knightmare probably wouldn't work as a pick up a line, but I'll give it a go...........
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Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!
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Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!
LOL Debz. Indeed.
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Nobby Norris, no disresepect mate, but sounds resoundingly similar to that bloke off Coronation Street!
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Mwahahahahaha! Oh dear  ;D
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