Pick up lines...
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Pick up lines...
Anybody got some good pick up lines for the dungeon dwellers?
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Re: Pick up lines...
To a pre-Series 7 dungeoneer: "You look horny to me."
"Is that a carrot in your knapsack, or are you just pleased to see me?"
"Is that a carrot in your knapsack, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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- JamesA
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Re: Pick up lines...
TSK! TSK! ALL this innuendo :-X
I don't think Illuaion will be too happy about stuff like this on a family forum.... ;D
I don't think Illuaion will be too happy about stuff like this on a family forum.... ;D
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Re: Pick up lines...
Just my humble opinion, but I think that a certain Series 1-2 jester had the best pick-up line.
"Before you stands (and dances too) the Fool of all the world!
Folly is my name,
and Folly is my nature.
Confusion is my character
and Fun my alma mater!"
OK, more of a pick up paragraph, but that's a memorable introduction!
"Before you stands (and dances too) the Fool of all the world!
Folly is my name,
and Folly is my nature.
Confusion is my character
and Fun my alma mater!"
OK, more of a pick up paragraph, but that's a memorable introduction!
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LOL! Okies James - but the whole idea of innuendo is that children don't understand the hidden meaning - a carrot is a carrot to them!!!
"That's a mighty staff you have there, Hordriss..."
Sorry - had to do it ;D
"That's a mighty staff you have there, Hordriss..."
Sorry - had to do it ;D
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Re: Pick up lines...
Lilith managed some pretty dodgy lines:
"Bring that gorgeous little nik-nak... for my further examination."
"Oh quickly boy, I can't reach it."
"Bring it to me boy."
My favourite, though, has to be by Rothberry:
"Give it to him, and say it's from Rothberry the Apothecary."
"Bring that gorgeous little nik-nak... for my further examination."
"Oh quickly boy, I can't reach it."
"Bring it to me boy."
My favourite, though, has to be by Rothberry:
"Give it to him, and say it's from Rothberry the Apothecary."
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Re: Pick up lines...
Someone pass me the sickbucket :P
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Re: Pick up lines...
Oh, I remember far worse. I'm just too decent to post them.Someone pass me the sickbucket :P
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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"Is that the Reach wand, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Re: Pick up lines...
cringe :-/
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Re: Pick up lines...
saying your a fan of Knightmare probably wouldn't work as a pick up a line, but I'll give it a go...........
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Re: Pick up lines...
Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!
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LOL Debz. Indeed.Well with a name like nobby_norris, I doubt you pull many women as it is, you sound like a defective marital aid!
"Sometimes of the Grey, but always of the Green, dearie. Shurrup Brollachan! Have you seen Festus, my dear? I need to take him back to Cornwall. " [cackle]
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Nobby Norris, no disresepect mate, but sounds resoundingly similar to that bloke off Coronation Street!
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Re: Pick up lines...
Mwahahahahaha! Oh dear ;D
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