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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by HStorm » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:34 pm

#37 Herbie wrote: "Hi I'm Slyvester Feet, like Hands only the Other Way Round"
Oh poo!

*Screws up the fanfic I was writing about Sly's sister, Sylvia Feet, and glumly sits with face resting on fists.*
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by 37Herbie » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:58 pm

HStorm wrote:
#37 Herbie wrote: "Hi I'm Slyvester Feet, like Hands only the Other Way Round"
Oh poo!

*Screws up the fanfic I was writing about Sly's sister, Sylvia Feet, and glumly sits with face resting on fists.*
Great minds think alike hey ;)
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by darkDescender » Mon Feb 12, 2007 9:23 am

Snapper-Jack gets bored of just posing riddles and creates his own theme song, "Napping Time".

Napping Time
It's what we're here for
Napping Time
It's what we cheer for
Napping time...

And so on.
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by darkDescender » Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:46 am

Some more random Chuck Noriss facts shamelessly edited to incorporate a Knightmare theme.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is Treguard.

Treguard doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Treguard can taste lies.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Treguard's sweat.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Treguard finds it delicious.

Treguard can split the atom. With his bare hands.

Treguard can slam a revolving door.

Treguard once shot down a red Dragon with his finger, by shouting, "Bang!"

Treguard invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Ed Tudor Pole invented pink.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Treguard.

Treguard has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

Treguard actually built the stairway to heaven.

Treguard is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.

Treguard was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a moustache. And a head.
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Post by Drassil » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:25 pm

...Knightmare becomes a cookery show.

"Hello, and welcome to Sift & Blend with me, Gordon Ramsay. Later, I'll be with Gretel in the kitchen, trying to get her to realise that you don't need to cook any ****ing toads to make toad-in-the-****ing-hole. Stupid b*nt. I'll also be meeting Fatilla, a complete ****ing oaf of a man who survives on a diet of ****ing sheep droppings, gold ****ing bars and the occasional horse. **** me. But first, I'll show you how to make a ****ing great pie that anyone can enjoy, providing you actually ****ing eat the thing and don't use it as a ****ing Life Force clock."

Pickle: "Do you wish to make a joke involving my name, New Master?"

Gordon: "No, **** off."

[Apologies for the implied strong language.]
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Post by Drassil » Thu Apr 12, 2007 5:30 pm

After dungeoneer January is kidnapped in Series 6, the Powers that Be receive a letter from her, talking about how well she's being treated. She then appears on the magic mirror, praising the Opposition's hospitality. After several days, Lord Fear announces that he is releasing January as a "gift" to Treguard, but takes the opportunity to criticise the Dungeon Master for sending children into the Dungeon. January comes home and sells her story to The Quest.

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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by darkDescender » Tue Aug 14, 2007 8:54 am

Whenever a Dungeoneer is killed, Lord Fear strips down to his codpiece and dances round Mount Fear as the theme song from 'I Am Weasel' plays in the background...

"Ya don't need pants for the victory dance, 'cos Lord Fear's better than Treguard..."
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Post by Drassil » Mon Aug 27, 2007 2:43 pm

Knightmare gets a spin-off show about the origins of the Dunswater Boatman. After living for years with a bag on his head and no real sense of ambition, he discovers that he has powers - powers that allow him to manipulate oars. They prove to be both an advantage and a curse to him. The show is called He Rows.

Knightmare gets a spin-off show based entirely around the scene in Quest 7 of Series 3 where Velda is presented with a particular flower. The show is titled Here - Rose.
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by Emii » Sat Sep 01, 2007 9:30 pm

Treguard and Majida appear to have swapped clothes.
"The alarm, Master! The opposition's tracked them! Oh good grief...look - Lord Fear's frozen Christopher!"

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Post by darkDescender » Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:47 am

Smirkenorff changes his name to Thunderwing Doomslayer.
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Post by Drassil » Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:11 pm

John Sullivan remakes Knightmare Series 1-3 under the title Only Halls And Forces, casting David Jason as Treguard. He later remakes Series 4 under the title The Pink, Pink Grass.
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Post by Drassil » Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:58 pm

The door monster from Level 3 of Series 4 gets her own series, in which she opens and closes noisily in order to annoy a group of pretentious, verbose, American teenagers. The series is called Dooreen's Creak.
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by darkDescender » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:00 pm

Sly hand is replaced by Everdred from Mother 2.
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Re:U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by darkDescender » Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:59 am

Lord Fear employs the Ultimate Warrior as his newest henchman. Warrior proceeds to spend all his screen time ranting incoherently about how he's going to take control of Treguard's plane and send it into a nosedive, "And then, Treguard, you will be close to Parts Unknown, snnnrrrggg haaaagggghhhh!" In a desperate attempt to minimize damages, Lord Fear fires the Warrior. Warrior responds by changing his name to Lord Fear, before suing the real Lord Fear for stealing his name.
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Re: U kno sum1's been messing w. the dungeons when...

Post by Drassil » Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:14 pm

The dungeoneer meets a troubadour whom Pickle identifies as Lyla Lie the Lyre-Playing Liar from Great Fibbing on the Isle of Falsehood, who asserts that no1's been messing w. the dungeons, causing Treguard to remark, "I think it's safe to assume she's lying, team."

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