Knightmare Cheese!

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Knightmare Cheese!

Post by JamesA » Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:55 pm

I was with a friend of mine yesterday who explained that he had been trying to come up with cheese-based celebrity names (Dairylea Van Cleef, Monterey Jack Nicholson to help put you into the picture) - on the way home, I ended up contemplating if there were any cheese-based Knightmarisms. I've managed to come up with some - all the cheeses parodied below are all listed on the Cheese.com website, and I've provided links to the actual cheese names within my Knightmare based offerings.

So then, here goes:

Lord Fearta
Lissardi Gasna
Marblehead Cheddar
Dunshelmbarra
Brother Mace-carpone
Cedricotta
Brangwensleydale
Gorgon-zola (Another name for Medusa?)
Emmentalisman (Series 2 Team 10's winning quest object)
Ba-Ba-Babybhal Shebah (a.k.a Red Leicester Death)

Conclusion; far from being just being a item of food in the occasional quest, I thought the humble piece of cheese could be given some additional Knightmare spin. Any others?
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Re: Knightmare Cheese!

Post by Mystara » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:23 am

Stileton?
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Re: Knightmare Cheese!

Post by Nightwisher » Thu May 12, 2011 6:39 pm

Marblehead Cheddar? That actually sounds real! I think I will wind a few people up with that one :P


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Re: Knightmare Cheese!

Post by Canadanne » Sat Mar 30, 2013 12:04 am

Has no-one said Motleyzarella?

And of course, cool, creamy Philadel-Fear.

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