Knightmare Haikus

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Knightmare Haikus

Post by Billy » Sun Sep 04, 2005 8:31 pm

Here's an idea that came up in chat tonight, and, coincidentally, was suggested by Drassil in a thread two years ago. Basically, as the thread title implies, we make up our own Haikus relating to Knightmare. A Haiku, in case you don't know, is a Japanese poem that's made up of five, then seven, then five syllables. For example:

Wellways are useful. You find one, and jump in it. You're in level 2!

Start Haikuing, folks!

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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by dontyoulikemypie » Mon Sep 05, 2005 6:45 pm

Treguard of Dunshelm
Welcomes you all to Knightmare
Your lifeforce is green!

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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by Drassil » Tue Sep 06, 2005 1:05 am

Seven-letter spell
D-I-S-M-I-S-S
Saw off losing teams
Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by Thanatos » Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:09 am

Lord Fear was known to
Gloat with enthusiasm,
Whatever he claimed.
"The Tory Party is the cream of society: rich, thick and full of clots." - anonymous

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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by Mashibinbin » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:52 pm

Knightmare now eighteen,
Oh what a time it has been,
Cup yet to redeem.
Carpe Diem - sieze the moment.

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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by Thanatos » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:59 pm

Barry and Dunstan
Won Shield and Crown fairly, so
Stop denying it.
"The Tory Party is the cream of society: rich, thick and full of clots." - anonymous

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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by Drassil » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:45 pm

Corridor of Blades
All too tricky to evade
Many deaths it made

Corridor of Spears
Early on caused little fear
Points would disappear
Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by Thanatos » Sun Sep 11, 2005 10:36 pm

We escaped Festus!
In combat he'd have best us,
But fortune's blest us.
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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by Drassil » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:58 pm

"This is Level One
And the fun has just begun!"
Motley, Series Three

Second, a parody of one of Basho's originals:

On a wooden perch
A strange crow is speaking steps
Knightmare Series Three
Kid-worthy, Naasty, Inspiring, Groundbreaking, Humorous, Treguard, Mesmerising, Adult-worthy, Rewarding, Essential.

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Re:Knightmare Haikus

Post by Eyeshield » Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:39 am

The Eye Shield is good
Everyone loves to read it
Every other month
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Re: Knightmare Haikus

Post by Drassil » Fri Mar 21, 2014 5:08 pm

Knightmare fans, please pledge
Help keep Knightmare from the edge
Of a naaasty ledge

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