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You know you've watched too much knightmare when...

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Here are some warning signs to help you work out when you've possibly watch too much knightmare (if that's possible). Feel free to add to the list...

- You refer to children as 'kidsies'
- You mistake magnifying glasses for spy glasses
- You wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares about the original life force
- Every time someone knocks on the door you call out "Enter Stranger"
- When someone has an accident you immediately want to say "Oooh nasty" (Every knightmare fan must have done that)
- When packing your bag for college you fill it with food, and carry your books in your hands.

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http://havetstorm.tripod.com/knightmare/id20.html

Someone's been stealing my ideas again... ;)
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Huh, never knew you had a website Hstorm (honest) ;) . I borrowed the idea from another forum that I post on (non-knightmare forum).

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This has also been done before by me, to which came a similar reply by HStorm. I will go and try and find it.

Edit: I've found it http://www.talkknightmare.co.uk/yabbse/ ... readid=932
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I genuinely don't mind if people use the concept, I'm just pointing out that it's nothing new really.
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I don't suppose anyone else has ever been walking around, cupped their hands around their eye and pretended they are in an eye-shield sequence?

...no?

oh well, just me then ::)
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... and made the footstep noises with the back of your tounge...


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I have... ;D
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When I walk down a particularly noisey path, I find myself thinking 'This would be a good path for an eye shield sequence'.

It is mainly for RPG, but it shows I have KM on the brain.
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What silly Knightmarish thing have you done then?

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Has anyone ever got into a shopping trolley and said for example "Oh no, brace yourself for a crash. The end of the tunnel's coming up and the cart just wont slow down"?
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The Brollachan wrote:
- You wake up in the middle of the night with nightmares about the original life force

- When someone has an accident you immediately want to say "Oooh nasty" (Every knightmare fan must have done that)
Guilty as charged. Especially the second one. I must say "oooh nasty" about 10 times a day.
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You wake up in the middle of the Knight with Knightmares about the third (pie) lifeforce ;D ;D ;D. (Oops maybe that was in the wrong thread and should have been in the "you kno sum1..." thread then ::) ;D).

You sidestep left off the path (whilst drunk) and get hit by a bicycle or Skateboarder.
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-You think a coffee table is Lord Fear's Pool of Veracity and you talk to it and wave you hand over it.

-When you get dog piled on you think you're actully by a Red Dragon or the King of Trolls

-When something bad happens to you, you shout aloud "GOBLIN FODDER"
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- You enter a lift and shout down, and wonder why nothing happens.
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When you talk to your 5mth old girl and point to her hands and say"Hands you know like feet but at the other end of your body" I've done that once or twice now. :o ::)

I get pretty werid looks when friends are around and I say it. :-[
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